Open large file

dick around on Twitter while it opens

Make edits to file, save

dick around Tumblr

Make more edits, save

dick around on fantasy football

Excel crashes, recovering files

dick around on Facebook

Amount of work : dicking around ratio 10% : 90%

The key to a successful diets is having mandatory cheat meals.

Dinner tonight will be my cheat meal.  Carbohydrates for the MF WIN!

It’s almost 5 pm on a Thursday and I’m sitting here at work waiting for some super high alert fire drill omfg project to land on my desk.

And it’s due by tomorrow.

Go fuck yourself.

Baseball season is over for me.  My attention turns towards neglected, pathetic blogs such as this one.

But I do.  And I think I may update a little more often in 2010 and, I don’t know, maybe invite people to read it.

I held the door for 3 different people today and did not get a thank you from either of them.

Right.  Time for Thanksgiving far, far away in a land where people are polite.